Liverpool 0 – 3 Crystal Palace
Reds: N/A’
Red Beaters: Sarr 40’ 45’, Pino 87’
Pre-Match
Listen, I’ve been running a fever all day, so I’m only going to put as much effort into this one as Liverpool tonight and you’re just going to have to deal with it.
First Half
It’s actually been a pretty entertaining half, even if neither side has created much. Also nice that Liverpool didn’t concede their first chance of the game. Also also wild that this hodgepodge, mishmashed starting XI looks both more stable at the back, and more dangerous in attack…I write, literally as Liverpool concede. Well. It wasn’t coming but it’s this season so it was coming.
And Liverpool immediately conceded again, two in the last five minutes to end the half. Love this…
Second Half
Full time ref, surely. What? We have to fucking play another 45 minutes of this? God fucking damn it.
Slot makes some substitutions. Players for other players. Oh hey, Kaide Gordon.
And Liverpool’s defender Amara Nallogets sent off for a DOGSO foul outside the box. Yaaay.
Palace score a third and Anfield is emptying early. Not…great.
Final Thoughts
That wasn’t fun. At least it’s over with.